I’m Mike Fletcher, alter ego of
Chris Williams and the most important thing to know about me is that I’m much
cooler than him. I’m a film major at NYU entering my junior year. I have a fake
ID and I hang out at cool bars in Williamsburg with all my hipster friends. One
of them is in a band. Another one is a performing artist. Sometimes we do
gateway drugs together.
I have sex all the time and I can totally pull
off wearing a leather jacket. I’m great in social settings and I never make
inappropriate jokes about the Holocaust when first meeting someone. I have
perfect vision and I don’t need glasses. I can wear non-prescription sunglasses
like normal people and my facial hair grows in evenly.
