1. I before E except after C.
2. Always say “please” and “thank you.”
3. Never order pasta at a diner.
4. You have to go to college; it’s the law.
5. Get that crap out of my shopping cart.
6. Go to bed; “The Sopranos” is on.
7. We have a two-hour car ride ahead of us. If you’re not quiet, Santa won’t bring you presents.
8. Why is there toothpaste on the toilet seat?
9. Don’t lie to me. I know you touched the computer because now it’s not working.
10. I killed the mailman. Forget that I told you this. Tell no one.
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